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she has lots on her mind. she may seem distracted alot&most the time she is. never shy, speaks her mind&stands up for her friends&what she believes in, she may seem like a bitch but its because she doesn't take anyones shit, she has to have music at all times&usually falls asleep listening to it, silence is her weakness, she doesn't think shes attractive but in reality she is absolutely gorgeous, spaces out alot especially near windows. always contemplating something. easy to get along with, everyone loves her unless you cross her. would never acctually intentionally hurt someones feelings, cares too much. she can always tell if somethings wrong, knows who is a real person or fake just by talking to them once, knows when people are lying. is very smart in school&on the street but doesn't always make the right decisions. she has alot planned for her self.she looks very innocent but she definatly isn't&can be the sexiest&kinkiest person you know if you can get to her that point. a big flirt, dare devil, will beat any challange, wont give up, usually has green/blue eyes. independant, not easily swayed, doesnt know what fear is, will introduce you to something new, extremely fun! will help with any problems&can give great advice from her own expierences, has had a hard life, but still smiles more than anyone you know. if you fall in love with her, you are lucky stay with her, if you are friends with her you can count on her to protect, stand up for&understand you no matter what.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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