Guam
An island that has fantastic beaches, great food and friendly natives. Fact: The island has over a million Japanese vacationers a year. Very significant considering the size of the island, which is approximately 212 sq miles. Guam is overrun by other nationalities because of unintelligent and noninclusive wording within US immigration laws, which do nothing for small islands. Fact: the natives hold less than half of the entire population. A place where a severe lack of foresight and planning by the USA has resulted in a welfare dependency for many islanders. Fact: Many public assistance programs available in the US, are available to locals as well. Guam is a small island where the shit crap America is known for around the world- is most evident. Case and point- The diet has changed significantly, since the arrival of the American high-fat/fast food diet. Much of hard working values instilled in their culture has disappeared in place of the "couch potato" culture of the US. Many of the natives no longer hold traditional lands, due to the land grab of the US Military during the post-WWII era. This has led to many impoverished natives who were forced to resort to land squatting or renting. The entire world calls America dumb, except for America itself. America calls Guam dumb. Guam, along with the entire world calls America dumb. Does anyone else see the irony of this?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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