Occupy Wall Street (OWS)

A movement comprised of classless sheep claiming to be leaderless. The OWS crowd has a propensity for public urination & defecation, littering like it’s cool, engaging in acts of violence against police, not giving a fuck about people who are worse off than them (homeless), hating on corporations, worshiping certain corporate leaders (Jobs) and engaging in zealous consumerism. The OWS crowd largely consists of the following: 1. College students whose parents pay for school, iphones, cars, and clothes. 2. Recent college graduates unable to find/keep jobs because they a) have unreasonable expectations of the job/salary a degree qualifies them for or b) think that having a degree is a good excuse to refuse to do minimum wage work or to do half-assed work because they feel they deserve a better job. 3. Hippies who are dissatisfied with the way their life panned out and fail to see how the poor decisions they made could have led to their current circumstances. 4. Thugs, rapists, thieves, and would be assassins that thrive on the chaos that the movement creates. Notable Participants: Shelby: As the OWS movement leadership prefers to work behind the scenes the only known leader is a Border Collie named Shelby in Denver, Colorado. Shelby being a sheepdog is a fitting choice to lead this group and the decision has largely been hailed as the most intelligent decision made by the movement so far.