The Mack
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0) And so Mack was born. Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse. On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour). On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course). On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable). On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter. On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks. On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack. And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
HA HA I USED FUNNI NUMBER FUNNI NUMBER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
|
Copied!
|
|
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.