Zorione Mug
This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world. Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces. Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own. All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊