SAG
SAG stands for "Slut Faced Army Girl," and is a scandalous female employed in America's armed forces. Although the name mentions army, it could be any female connected to military service that eschews her assigned duties in order to Patriot's Choice, or generally sexually harrass any male, (or female) in her vicinity. She commits such acts as throwing office supplies at your crotch, then blaming you for grabbing her or some shit when you point out that that fucking hurt. Another tactic is to bend over during important briefs and meetings in which national security is at stake, exposing her thong (if shes wearing any) or cleavage, then insinuating that shes being sexually haraased by men that look, guaranteeing a 4 fucking hour long brief on why all men are rapist pigs. She has no fucking job, at least none that she actually does, and other than morale, tits, and a smile, is utterly worthless as a member of the armed forces, yet is responsible for up to 87,000 wasted hours spent in briefs that denounce all men as perverts every year, destroying command productivity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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