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I was swinging round the pole, feeling the eyes of all the men in the club on me, and I smirked, feeling horny as fuck. i got slightly bored of just entertaining from afar, so i swung down from the pole, and sauntered across the floor, trailing fingers into the crotches of the guys i passed, and feeling them harden in my fin gers. then i saw him - tall dark and hansome. he sat down at a table and i caught his eye. he smiled at me sexily and i walked up to him, pushing my thick blonde hair away from my face and narrowing my smoky blue eyes. i reached him and sat down on his lap, wrapping my legs around his waist. he cupped my breast, kissing it and pushing his fingers down behind the fabric of the bra. i wrapped my hands around his head, whispering things thhat made him hard. i started to grind against him, only clothes between us. id never been this attracted to a customer, he tucked a five dollar bill in my panties but i placed it back in his pocket. "for u its free" said. then i pushed my hand in his pants and fondled his cock. i was soaked and aching for him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
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Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
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