Niko
An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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