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One of the five most useless States, up there with Idaho and Nebraska. This State is composed of the same mix of rich suburbs and small towns as most New England States but without the things that make them interesting : the cool liberal lifestyle of Vermont, coasts of Maine, and ... cities. Nashua and Manchester are really big towns. Most things people in NH are proud of are either better in Massachusetts or actually in Massachusetts. Should this southern neighbour dissapear, New Hampshire would probably beg for (and be denied) entry into Canada, as its autonomy in most sectors (major seaport, industry, services, agriculture, and culture) is simply nonexistent. Its main export is middle-aged white people who play golf. Indeed, New Hampshire has the ethnic composition of a northwestern State (99% white) and its diversity is concentrated in 8 streets, 5 of them in suburban Manchester. Blacks and Latinos will be checked for drugs and guns every couple of miles on the (only) highway (worth mentioning), just to be sure. The fact that many residents want it to stay that way should bring ample proof that this State is going nowhere. To be fair, NH has its good sides, especially for retired middle class people looking for an affordable house or a vacation spot : nice nature, absolute lack of danger and noise, and polite people. Amazingly, the existence of Florida has saved this place from its natural role as the Northeast's giant retirement home.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M.Mar 14

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T.Mar 14

We really like our cup!!!

Gary M.Mar 14
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B.Mar 13
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H.Mar 11
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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

RICK G.Mar 9
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You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

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It shows exactly what I want!!

Jonah c.Mar 7

its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H.Mar 6

I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

Peter R.Mar 6
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Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

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