Office Shark
The Office Shark, unlike its aquatic counterpart, lives in a remote suburb of the Midwest. Unable to be self-sufficient the Shark relies on staff minnows to complete their work or be CHOMPED. Swiftly moving from cubical to cubical, Sharks have been known to bust minnows for going on Facebook, being inappropriately dressed for work, and not clocking in correctly. Known for their condescending behavior and back handed compliments, Sharks generally have high placement in work settings due to interoffice relationships. Sharks get out of hand at office parties, though they are supposed to be professional. The Shark is not above rigging competitions that are meant to be for minnows so that they win. Often times, being so inebriated they begin to spill office secrets, gossip, or blatantly insult minnows to their face. Many consider the Shark to be their friend, but do not be fooled, the Shark has many tricks up their fins. Sharks are very good at manipulating its minnows and often find out wrong doings through mind tricks. They sense fear, and have no problem torturing their prey. Office Sharks are found in many different locations, but generally do not fair well outside the office. If attacked by a Shark, its important to clear your internet history, save all harassing emails and speak to HR immediately.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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