gavzie Mug
A nickname for only thee sexiest, coolest, wholly the most divine creature and irrevocably scandalous person you could ever have in your life. As much as we all love bragging about having a 'gavzies' in our lives, many faults are associated with these rare and mysterious creatures. 'Gavzies' are naturally drawn to anything with open legs and big boobs. The female population tends to be jealous of this maneuver, but don't you fret ladies, because this act is 84% involuntary. Snatch up your 'gavzie' while there's still some left. Now I'm well aware that there are still a few straggling members of humanity who refuse to believe the workings of 'gavzies.' Wash away those doubts, fellow comrades. A 'gavzie' is the best gift you could ever give yourself. Without my 'gavzie' I would be in a puddle of my own shame, misery, and anguish. Depression would be lingering in every aspect of my foreboding life. As long as I keep my one and only tightly by my side, my skies will be sunny for eternity. 'Gavzies' don't simply just melt your heart. They'll take every piece of it, one by one, and secure it safely to their own, providing you a life of pure love.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.