Xray 1
An Xray 1 is a coworker with an exaggerated ego and overinflated view of self worth. An Xray 1 pretends to do his job, but does not actually do it and all the while he is placing his penis in your ass and probably your spouse's ass without your knowledge (Possibly due to small genitals). An Xray 1 is and extremely skilled slacker with no shame. An Xray 1 has been known to falsely accuse coworkers of pulling the exact same tricks he does in an effort to mislead everyone else. Either because he thinks he is that smooth or everyone else is that stupid. An Xray 1 will display the following traits, all of them: Boosts about minor achievements to include other peoples of which he took credit for. Terrified of working and works twice as hard to get out of work. Kisses his supervisors asses to get out of work (And it works). Becomes enraged if made to work and whine like a freshly neutered monkey. Takes every opportunity to demean his coworkers and make himself look less like a douche. Talks about coworkers and supervisors behind their backs and to their supervisors (Yes, we know). Will hit on anything that holds still to include boyish looking females and some men. Will claim to help others and not do so, especially if it lunch time. Will watch others work and run his mouth without sharing the workload. Is also known as Blue Falcon or Bravo Foxtrot or Buddy Fucker.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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