Berwickshire High School Mug
High school based in the town of Duns in the Scottish Borders. Shortened down to BHS. Has four inter school houses - Scott, Home, Douglas and Clark. It has around 800 students, social breakdown: - Chavs, most who go to the Borders College to study hairdressing or beauty therapy. Usually are texting other chavs while supposed to be revising for Access 3 maths. - Dingers, native people from Duns which most are related and think themselves superior to other people. Will never leave Duns and will work there until they die. - Wannabes, the people that desperately want to be liked. Usually ones that are picked on. Can be easily identified by their fashion which is 'trying to be cool' but is always cringe worthy. - Barbies and kens, AKA plastics. Play hockey and rugby every week to make them feel they are top of the social hierarchy. Make up, hair gel and adapting uniform to make it as slutty as possible is their goal in life. Ridiculously stupid rich kids. - Geeks, often people who took Higher Music in 4th year. Split into the ‘nice ones' and twats'. The nice ones are genuinely lovely, popular people. The 'twats' are snobby, rude and arrogant and see them selves above all students and teachers. - Decent people, belong to everyone and are not classified in one clique. Are the favorites of the year who are often a person who speaks to everyone and is just incredibly normal.
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this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.