Avon, Ma Mug
Also known as "Gayvon" or "The pimple on Brockton's ass-cheek" Avon is a 4 square mile town that has nothing but pizza places, convenience stores, and a raggedy looking old shoe factory. The population consists of old white people that lived there as children (townies), white families consisting of people that lived in the town, left, and then came back, and more recently Blacks and Asians started moving into the town. The kids of the town are nice and innocent until 7th grade then shit hits the fan because they are introduced to weed at AMHS. This then takes up the majority of the younger population's life. If you are a parent and have a teenager in Avon, they most likely spend their nights at the Miller-Tracy playground smoking weed and drinking four lokos. there is nothing in Avon for amusement. so you will need to venture into the slums of Holbrook, Randolph, or "The City of Crack-heads" Brockton,Ma. If you plan on moving to Avon and raising a family then enjoy it until you have to worry about your son/daughter being brought home by George Houhoulis. The high school consist of 40% of people that actually live in the town. the other 60% are kids that come from Brockton, Holbrook, Randolph, Dorchester, etc. The school's football team has such a small amount of players they merge with Holbrook to create the Avon/Holbrook Blue and Orange Bulldogs. All-in-all Avon is a somewhat pleasant town but is notoriously boring.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.