roller-hag
In recent years, lazy women everywhere have fallen in love with the airport roller-bag. This isn't about a true, specific need to transport heavy items over a distance on foot, conscientiously minding manners. No, a true roller-hag drags this freaking bag every day that she's forgotten her manners. She drags the bag wide to the side, limp arm outstretched so her lazy ass takes up as much sidewalk, escalator, doorway or walkway space as possible. Roller-hag spotting: - bag is rolling at a wide berth - hag is often walking slowly - the other hand usually has a phone - she is out of shape - the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles. - even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus... - roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around Common locations of roller-hags: - busy subway systems - escalators - elevator doors - busy colleges - other pedestrian rush locations - anywhere you're trying to make good time Survival tip: If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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