Douche Scale Mug
the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad. 1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy. (Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure) 11 - 20: Average Guy. (Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.) 21 - 30: Douchemuffin. (Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.) 31 - 40: Douchemeister. (annoying, but a little amusing.) 41 - 50: Doucheface. (tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.) 51 - 60: Douchebag. (stereotypical Douchebag, hater.) 61 - 70: Douchemonkey. (harasser, troll, mild player.) 71 - 80: Douchenozzle. (messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.) 81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.) (extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.) 91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface. (Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.) Notes: 1 - 50 = tolerable. 51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive. **Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane