Delooff
At short, a walking punch-line. A Delooff will mingle with unfamiliar people and brag about being a spec-ops civil affairs clerk, but forget to leave out important details such as being a frail, mentally handicapped soldier paired with tourette syndrome, whom cracks under the slightest pressure and is completely incapable of following simple directions. A Delooff will talk unrelentingly about his past accomplishments that have never happened, in fact the more you find out about a Delooff the more you will realize that he holds no credibility whatsoever, as he fumbles virtually everything he is tasked to do. A Delooff will refuse to acknowledge the fact that his wife is cheating on him and has birthed another man's child, thinking it's his own. At first impression many will be under the deception that a Delooff is a competent soldier, but under further exposure will come to see he bears an IQ similar to a cinder block. Continued exposure to a Delooff may cause (but not limited to) the following; nausea, irritability, impotence, brain aneurysm, and male-pattern baldness. Please forward to all who may risk exposure to a Delooff
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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