curbstomp Mug
A cheap concoction that will undoubtedly satisfy your need/want to get drunk that involves one 40 oz bottle of malt liquor and one 23.5 oz can of either four loko or joose. The goal is to attempt to finish your "curbstomp" (noun) or get "curbstomped" (verb) between a hour, and a hour and a half (easier said than done). First drink the 40 oz down to the top label, then open the four loko/joose and (carefully) pour it into the 40 oz until it is full. Once full, drink what's in the 40 oz down to the BOTTOM label. After there is only a small amount of "curbstomp" remaining in your 40 oz, fill the remaining amount of what is in your can into the 40 (there may still be a little in the can). Finish all of what's in your bottle and then you will officially have been "curbstomped". **One important thing to note is that after reading this you will most likely think that this is disgusting and unbearable to drink. Mostly since 40s are terrible and four lokos taste like urine mixed with sugar. However, you will be VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED with how good it tastes. Speaking form experience, it took me a while to nerve up and try it. But after I popped my curbstomp cherry, I never went back
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Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.