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Cougared Mug

The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you've already been sized up by it's next buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very real... ...and they will find you ...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your pimp, and your - *COUGARED*

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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annette Apr 26
Review by joe M.

awesome product!

joe M. Apr 25

This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

Quantavious B. Apr 24

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g. Apr 24

It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G. Apr 23

This mug made me horny.

Quandale D. Apr 23

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A. Apr 22
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I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen

Mark M. Apr 22
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better

Quandale D. Apr 21

it's the best mug of the world !!!!!

michel j. Apr 21

wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!

deez n. Apr 20

The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant

Mark O. Apr 20

Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)

Barbara H. Apr 20

Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

Joanna W. Apr 19
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I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

Customer Apr 19
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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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this mug summs up my entire life

TrollSoul Apr 17

BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY

Pammila G. Apr 17

Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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