Mormon
* Proper term is LDS * They believe the following: 1) Believe God's name is Elloheem 2) Jesus and Satan are brothers 3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates. 4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies 5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have 6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things 7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people 8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet 9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles 10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm 11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
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