The Té
History: The Té, formerly "the Danté"is a well-known, and ingeniously cool dance that was originated in the spring of 2009 by Té and his friends, most commonly known as Ab-Nation. Following the formation of Ab-n, a stretch of parties had been attended by the group, featuring Té dancing with ladies in such a strange, yet distinctively unique manner which we would soon catch on to and call the Té. The Dante was the dance's first title, but it was changed after we just started calling him Té. The old name was given to Dante's own weird little jigg whenever he gets excited lol. The Té can only be performed when and where there is upbeat, techno/house music playing, and/or when females are present to be Te'd. Tutorial: 1)Must seek an upbeat, fast-paced song which isn't difficult to hear. 1)Find people lol 2)Listen for the techno/house song for a big bass hit or chorus hit. When it comes, rhythmically begin in sing with the beat and Té!! 3)Hit the Té!! Rock right to left with your arms and upper body rocking with even more vigor than the girl's body itself. Make strong, swoll movements or your arms controlling the girl's body. 4)You must Té anywhere at anytime during any techno/house song.
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