Toronto
A large city in Canada filled with pretentious hipster douchebags. Said douchebags inevitably come from 'just outside Toronto' which means Barrie, Orillia, Owen Sound, Kingston and not Mississauga, Vaughan or Oakville. A city that has the highest per capita users in the world of electronic networking media (like lavalife and facebook and whatever else the fuck you want) b/c they live in an iPod world of their own, totally self-absorbed and lacking any depth whatsoever to carry a conversation with someone in the flesh, let alone meet someone. Toronto is not New York North as it likes to think it is, yes it has all the banks and shit b/c the separatists, rightly or wrongly, scared the shit out of the whiteys who flocked to Toronto to re-set up shop sometime in the 60's, making Toronto the "Centre of the Universe" to the aforementioned idiots and fucking Montreal in the process, which is truly the most world-class city in Canada. The chicks are passable at best but are the hottest (in their minds) anywhere, the majority of dudes are either limpwristed metrosexuals or homosexuals and our fashion sense consists of chain stores as all the stylish shit that used to be on Queen is chainstored out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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