Bukemia Mug
A medical condition affecting short, thick, squat, red-headed girls in college. One sad man that encountered one, referred to her appearance as "freckles in every areas," in reference to the abundant distribution of freckles on her whole body, even the breasts and buttocks regions. These typically are soccer players, or used to play soccer or softball (which contributes to their physical shape), or like to date soccer players. This condition is similar to the Napoleon complex that affects shorter men. They tend to be overly confident in their appearance and desirability to the opposite sex. They like to refer to everybody as "hun" or some other cute term that makes them feel superior to others while also sounding like they sincerely like them. If one is to have relations of any kind with a woman of this sort, they should be prepared for everybody to know about how "she thought you were cute, but just not her type," even though the opposite is quite true. Also, should you be exposed to a woman suffering from Bukemia, you should immediately either remove her head from her body, cut your penis off, or preferentially, both. There are support groups for men who have been severly traumatized by Bukemia. The first documented case of Bukemia occurred in Decatur, IL. His name is believed to have been Steve. Rest in peace, Steve; she can't hurt you anymore.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
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