retartguzzling Mug
the result of being falsely labeled and then put on medicine that makes you want to kill yourself, handicaping your abilities to perform well, falling asleep in rare situtations which isn't even appropriate, feeling like your body is mush and your brain is being posessed by satan, then eventually trying to commit suicide until the crazy doctor realizes, "oh that must not be the right medicine and says it's best you stay off all medication since you are going crazy on it. Result of munchausen, where your mom makes things up to a doctor and you get put on so much medication that you start going numb in the arms, repeatedly faint, can't get out of bed, unable to communicate, get trained like a monkey, don't remember anything, too retarted to life objects up or cook. result from being put in a Nazi death camp killing all your ability and ableness at all. You just take in everything and choke on the right things ending up with just really wierd spit in your mouth so you can do nothing but drool instead of living your normal life. result of taking so much unneccessary medication that you don't have the ability to be human anymore, you are just incoherent, lazy, lethargic, nonchalant, but feeling horrid and you know you are slaved to do it against your will. Sloppy and can't help it. All people can see is your throat guzzling spit inside and being an absolute retart.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane