Waste
A woman who lives off of her husband also known as a parasite wife. A woman who pretends to be of value while sucking the blood of everyone around her. She is usually overconfident and believes her own stories and publicity. Usually a waste fears being discovered by everyone. The fear is symbolic of her life therefore a waste of time because everyone knows she is a pathetic parasite especially the one person who knows her best- her husband. If her children have any sense they know she is a waste too unless they are wastes A waste is very bossy, yet demure and namedrops whatever she can to make sure you know she is not a waste She usually surrounds herself with other wastes wastes belong to a club surrounding themselves with other wastes none of the wastes will admit they are wastes privately they go home and think they are better than the wastes they hang around with. All of a wastes power is derived by inheritance. Awaste has all the advantages and sucks every opportunity dry because they are lazy, stupid depressed assholes. Most wastes invent medical conditions to get out of work Most wastes have an arsenal of stories they tell in order to create the illusion that they are popular and productive. Wastes are usually waiting for the other shoe to drop- the husband or friends to dump them once they discover how petty, treacherous, devious, lazy and worthless they really are.
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