Keichelle Mug

pr:, "Key-shell", "Ka-shell", "K'Shell". Common mispronunciations include "Ker-shell", "Ker-chell", "Ka-chell-ee". Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!".. The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981. The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle". 1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome. 2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered. 3. One who watches the watchers. 4. The mother to a child prodigy. 5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day. 6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names. 7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.