Vanguard Boy Mug
Typically wears flannel or plaid of some kind, occasionally combined with a loose fitting beanie. They find it tantalizing to not shower or practice any form of hygiene, for the purpose of not prohibiting their “manhood.” Vanguard boys enjoy listening to emo, indie or rock music, in an attempt to pursue originality and diversity in their musical tastes. Plays or at least owns some form of guitar, surfboard, skateboard and Toms shoes (in order to accurately display their love for needy children in 3rd world countries). When it comes to dating and relationships, Vanguard boys consist of 2 categories: The first insists on dating nobody, either out of their fear for the opposite sex or for the purpose of waiting for their perfect future spouse. The other insists on dating everybody, keeping their options open and unrestricted. In extreme cases Vanguard boys have dated roommates simultaneously, disregarding female societal norms. CAUTION: Vanguard Boys are prone to commit and initiate several coffee rendezvous and intentional conversations on Vanguard’s bench or block- but nothing more- real dates are for real men! At first Vanguard boys emphasize their spirituality in the relationship, showing you their softer theological side but eventually break up with you to “pursue all that God has for them.” CAUTION: Confusion comes into play because first you must actually be “in a relationship” for him to break up with you.
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Customer Reviews
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.