High School Mug
An institution which ends up destroying the very core of you by the time you graduate. It is not the mere fact that your workload can be a pain in the ass, or that one is shoved carelessly into a clique. Its not about the bullying, the drama, or the mental anguish...this is to be expected for anyone. The transformation from beginning to the end of high school is unbelievable. I entered high school happy, and i didn't give a shit about the world. High School takes the world and flips it around a bit to fuck things up. Chances are, the vast majority of us, are not the elitists who breeze through the four years on a possible football scholarship and daddy's money. You find out what the real world is like. You find out that attempts at having a relationship with the opposite sex have become so scrutinized by society and your peers that having a relationship isn't even worth it. And nobody is going to understand whatever the fuck you may be feeling, its all on your own to figure it out. You find out that, lets face it, the majority of the world does not want you to succeed. You find out that you are a pawn in society. You find out that you're just a number, that you have little value, that you are just part of some masochistic system where the elite always rule, and, no matter how hard you try, you are still just an inconceivable spec. You find out that your life is just going to be a rehash of what happened in high school, and no matter what you try to do, there is no escape.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!