Paul Ross
Paul Ross (born April, 1956, Leytonstone, London) is an English television and radio presenter of the well loved show 'Anal Sex Cauldron', journalist, and media personality. Career Ross was educated, along with his brother, at Norlington School for Homosexual Deviant Boys and the University of Cincinatti Bowties. Realising he would not be able to follow the sexually violent career he favoured, "an English lecturer at a basement in Stockwell preaching the destruction of all known oriphices" he trained as a fluffer at Assgasms University and started his career with the Bum Burglar Times in Exeter in 1982 He moved into television as a semen recepticle at London Weekend Television before becoming a clapper loader for www.qmov.com with their inimitable show "In The Ass and in the Pussy!".By the late 1980's Ross had worked in a whole host of degrading roles from dressing up in his mothers clothes whilst crying and masturbating to his elder brother Johnathan sickeningly sucessful television shows, to eating the faeces of tramps for small change at the back of an Aldi's in Middlesex. After these terrible, terrible, career moves Ross worked as a capturer and abuser of small Vietnemese children for Channel Four's 'If they aint white, it aint a crime!' (TV series and would become a familiar face on television having presented on The Big Cock Up Your Ass and numerous game shows such as No Win No Faeces, and UK versions of Jeopardy! and Endurance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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