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in short.....a soccer mom is some overweight, SUV driving bastard who is often found at your local GameStop or EB games, bitching about Halo 3, saying that it's too fucking violent for her kids. This is also the type of mother who drags her little 'angels' to mcdonalds to buy them a happy meal instead of paddling them and giving them what they deserve. The're often seen at soccer practice in their gas inefficient SUV that are the size of a Panzerkampfwagen VIII. They are the reason, the ONLY FUCKING reason Kidz Bop(Douche Bop) is still a successful franchise. Oh and let's not forget the fact that Ms. MarySue is the reason why most car accident's actually tend to happen on the road, and she'll be the one at the voting booth to vote for John McCain, therefore we can see that supports senseless violence and she wants to waste more of her hubby's hard-earned money by buying all kinds of bullshit. Oh and lets not forget about her bratty-ass children, Meg and Dean. Apparently Meg is gonna become a prostitute and Dean is gonna get himself nvolved with MS-13.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.

Karl R. 2025-08-18
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Sent to a friend. He loved it!

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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

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urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

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It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. 2025-05-07
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Cool

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So dope.

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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. 2025-03-31
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Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️

Britt L. 2025-03-17
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We really like our cup!!!

Gary M. 2025-03-14
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Review by Cary B.

Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.

Cary B. 2025-02-21
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straightforward order and delivery

Frederick T. 2025-01-13
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Loiks great

Jessie W. 2025-01-10
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Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU

Ben R. 2024-11-28
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G. 2024-10-31
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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

John K. 2024-10-20
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I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.

Theresa F. 2024-10-06
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Cute, simple, as advertised.

Eli S. 2024-09-28
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. 2024-09-23
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. 2024-09-18
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