long island

Despite everyone thinking were all a bunch of rich snobs from New York Long Island is a pretty mixed place in some areas or a bunch of white douchebags in others. Assholes from Southwestern Suffolk wish they lived in the east end and people in Nassua wished they lives in the city. Some people are obseesed with their dumbass boats or clamming or lagoons wherever they are and some smoke pot behind Dunkin Donuts at three in the morning. The girls are obsessed with there Coach bags and monogram wallets and guys with their Nike Dunks or Vans. The white people call towns like North Lindenhurst, Copiague, and Freeport "the ghetto" and the Hispanic people in those areas agree even if they own three million pairs of Jordans, sidekicks, iPods, and Gucci sunglasses. Like zero amount of Asians but alot live in Kings County. Half the Island doesnt know where China or Brazil is and most like to call themselves Italian when they look pale pasty Irish/German all over. A bunch of fake Italian/Chinese/Mexican/Japanese restaurants dot the area. If You Live On Long Island Chances Are You're... Emo Annoying Emo Skater dude Wannabe Skater dude Acid tripping skaters Preppy girl Preppy guy Douchbag Preppy guy Ugly preppy girl Italiano/a Wannabe Italiano/a Guidos Guidas Trashy Bridge and Tunnel crowd (transplants from New Jersey) Meterosexual Sicilian Meterosexual Hispanic Meterosexual Polish/Czech/Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian/Croatian Meterosexual Asian Those people that wear "Kiss Me I'm Irish" tees/sweats Annoying American white girls who are obsessed with Hollister and their GPAs and going to Princeton Wannabe MS13/Latin King gangsters Wannabe Crips/Bloods gangster Wannabe Born To Kill gangster Nike Dunk wearing Dominican loser Bougies Pot smokers Raver Screamo band person