Emo Wannabe
Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe... 1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her. 2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt. 3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos. 4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves. 5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here. 6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo... Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo. 1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that. 2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset. 3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner. 4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH) 5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone. 6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue. 7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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