Mr. Rimjob Mug
A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.
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Customer Reviews
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.