I more than Love you Mug
The feeling that overpowers your mind, your soul, and your body. Your every breath is for them. You fall asleep thinking about them, you dream the whole night about them, and you wake up for them, just in hopes to see them that day. Your heart belongs to them, and beats at the same pace as theirs. Without them, you're lost, and with them, you feel complete bliss. When you see them, the butterflies are uncontrollable and your heart stops beating. They are the only thing you see, the only one you want, and once you kiss them, you're lost in a trance, your own world. You would rather be miserable without them then be with them while they're miserable. You sacrifice everything for them. You change the hurt they've cost you to hope. Hope that they will be better. It hurts to hold their hand because your heart is pounding through your chest. You can't fall asleep without hearing their voice everynight. You remember their every word spoken to you, and you can't ever forget their smile. Everything you do revolves around them, for they complete you. They are your other half. They are your Forever. Your Always. Letting them go will never be an option, Never giving up is your only option.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!