OGOX
OGOX- "Original Gangster OX"... yup... as retarded as the abbreviation. This is somehow a combination of a gangster and an ox, an overweight animal used to pull wagons in the 1800's. This is a group of kids who all were and still are giant losers, but later found out that when together, they can all have something in common. No one really wants to be one, but you are forced to join if: A.) You have less than 2 friends. B.) You're from Northfield Village. C.) You are in love with Chevy. D.) You're MySpace is littered with things that are somehow dumber than you are. E.) You can relate anything to dipping. F.) You have a giant butt-chin. The daily routine of an OGOX consists of: -Throw a 'fatty ass pinch' in before school. -Once in school, walk around, be obnoxiously loud, practice packing tins with your fingers (Which takes absolutely no skill whatsoever). -Constanly complain about not having a 'fatty ass pinch' in. -Call girls 'dike bitches', believing this will somehow make them attracted to you. -Play sports no matter how bad you are, and still believe you are good at it and important to the team. There is only two types of girls attracted the OGOX: -Girls under the age of 15. -Girls with an IQ lower than 25... which some people call... mentally retarded.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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