Seven Kevly Sins

Sins to express the actions performed by someone who is being excessively gay, obnoxious, parasitic, fat or just being gigantic fag in general, while executing one of the seven majorly frowned upon actions a human being can do, or if they are carried out in extreme excess. The Seven Kevly sins are as follows: 1. "Thou shall not commit the act of being Kevgay." – When one is so aggravating and gay or bitchy about something, especially when it has little pertinence or isn't a very big deal, they are being Kevgay. 2. "Thou shall now have the appearance of Kevfat." – If an individual eats in excess, starves himself and eats in secret to appear to be eating less and losing weight, and/or to pretend like they are really into working out even though they aren't that much, they have committed the sin of being Kevfat. 3. "Thou shall not have such knowledge to act Kevsmart." – When one says a statement about an object, hobby, band, etc., and try to act knowledgeable about the subject, especially wherein they have no idea what they are talking about or the facts of the subject are either completely wrong or extremely scarce, yet they try to justify their statement, then they are performing the sin of being Kevsmart. 4. "Though shall not say or do things that will result in being Kevfunny." – If one is to try and be funny and completely fail, even if they have amused themselves, they have just been Kevfunny. 5. “Thou shall not become or act like a Kevtool.” – There are many ways one can commit the sin of Kevtoolishness. In short, it is someone who tries to be like, or be liked by, another individual or group that they will change their own morals and ideals to be of that which are possessed by the other person or group. It may consist of the changing of clothes, genre of music, a change in humor or opinions, or the offender’s entire personality may even change, just to impress another. They may also elaborate on how much they like a certain person, male or female, which can lead to the source of their Kevtoolishness. If a person does any of these things, they are a Kevtool. 6. “Though shall not tell a Kevlie.” – One of the most commonly committed, but not necessarily the only one commonly committed of the Seven Kevly Sins would be telling a Kevlie. Kevlies usually consist of, but are not limited to, telling of an uncle that does not exist. They commonly consist of many different smaller lies strung together to seem more believable, but can also result in one gigantic lie. When a Kevlie is backed up with other lies, the sub-lies are referred as Kevshit(s) (derivate of the Greco-Roman “bullshit”). If someone is telling an entirely unbelievable lie or has many holes in their story, they are probably telling a Kevlie. 7. "Thou shall not be Kevin Flin." - When one has committed all the other sins in multiple offenses, within a short period of time, you have, by definition, achieved the last and final sin. The violator is now Kevin Flin in the purist of forms. Along the same lines of the Seven Kevly Sins come the Seven Kevenly Virtues. Although the name has the word seven in it, it is merely a formality. There are no actual Kevenly Virtues recorded to date. Disclaimer: The entire creation of the Seven Kevly Sins and anything of relevance to the subject matter are entirely fictitious and serve the purpose of describing someone who may be acting extremely terrible. Any similarities to any person, living or deceased, is entirely coincidental and have no real meaning or connection towards any one individual.