God
A fire breathing duck-billed platypus currently living in a bag of Cheetos that can be purchased in a Fred Meyer grocery store in Eugene, Oregon. But if you buy that bag of Cheetos with God in it, God will relocate to a different bag of Cheetos before you can see what God looks like. There are two reasons for this. First of all, if we laid our eyes upon God, in all Her Glory, we would be unworthy and we would be consumed by the fires of justice that spring forth from Her Sacred Platypus Bill. The second reason God disappears from an opened Cheetos bag is because belief in God must be purely a matter of faith. God does not want us to see Her, for that would not allow us to make the leap of faith toward knowing Her and all Her Fiery Platypus Ways. Some say, however, that God should give us proof of Her divine existence. Even the holiest of Saints have cried out for a sign. Recall the words of St. Wallaby of Beaverton: “For if we are unworthy to see you, O Dear Platypus, can you not give us an earthly sign of your Fiery Bill?” Recall also the writings in Captain Kangaroo’s epistle to the Marsupials, where he pleads “breathe your Sacred Platypus Fire underwater, O Lord, so that we may see proof of your ability to defy nature!” But yea, St. Wallaby and Captain Kangaroo, have you not forgotten the words of Our Savior Herself? “Blessed are those who have not seen and still believe!” We cannot put God, Our Lady of Pendleton, to the test. For it was the Great Wallaroo of Portland who said that “the observance of Our Lady’s miracles are no different from the miracles of Our Lady herself.” In other words, seeing Her blessed miracles is no different than seeing the Most Holy Platypus in Her Holy Flesh, for then we cannot develop the faith by which we will know Her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
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