ahalsey
Ahalsey (also known as Halsey) is a creature that dwells in the La Combe section of Institute Le Rosey, Switzerland. It occupies the position of the head of the maths dept. and the one who tortures the brains of the maths higher '2010 class. According to the information given be the other inhabitants of the La Combe, ahalsey has a range interesting hobbies, such as entering the girls' rooms, when doing the 'coucher' without knocking on the doors and looking how they change before bedtime and also setting work at his maths class, that requires such knowledge to solve, that none of the class can not do it, as the material, that gives the knowledge to solve it was actually never covered by the class. At the maths classes ahalsey, doesn’t explain anything, it just writes notes on the board, skipping multiple steps, as it says that this is the part it does mentally, but still expects the students to follow it and understand what it is talking about and stupidly smiles when someone asks him to explain a step in the calculations, saying that it’s OK. Ahalsey also likes to set questions, that he can't solve himself, but expects his math class to give in the answers… You can recognise an ahalsey by seeing an extremely ugly creature, looking like a human, always smiling and laughing when a student requests something, that is related to the work or marks in the maths class, wearing stupid ties and shirts that are wet under its armpits... For the time of winter, ahalseys do not hibernate, but they move to the winter habitat in Gstaad, a very beautiful and popular area, which doesn't make them less annoying or dangerous. It is absolutely vital for one to avoid any of the opportunities of encountering an ahalsey, or their mental health, IB grade or even life could be at risk. The word ahalsey can be replaced by and is a synonym of the highly informative and descriptive word crat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) | 
|---|---|
|  Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
                                            "> | 
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.