Yorkton

shit hole town aka Y-town You know your from Yorkton if you fit these categories: 1. You smash beer bottles over your head for fun. 2. You drink either Pilsner or Bud (Dannyshhneers and Steveweisers) 2. You drive drunk 3. You will drive an hour away to CB or Langenburg to go to a pit party 4. You love Caberets 5. You say wicked/wicked rank 6. You swear unbelievably too much 7. You have the sickest/grossest humor 8. You have gone to "The Hills", "Three Bins", "Freedom" to get high 9. If you went to the Regional, it was a tragedy when the smoke pits got shut down 10. You say you hate the Dome but you still go there every weekend 11.You drank underaged at Pockets for years 12.You know every track to the Volcanoless in Canada cd 13.You have cruised Broadway for hours at a time 14.You know what the Harvest Weeners are 15.BK is only good at 2am 16.Colt 45 is a place to you, not a beer and if you don't know where Colt 45 is you should be shot 17.When you have gotten with the same person at least 8 different times 18.If you ever went to regina to watch a movie that was just released that was going to take over 3 weeks to finally come to yorkton 19.You know who Dave/Jerry/Ticketman is 20.At least 5 other people have the exact new t-shirt you just bought 21.You know exactly which cop Schriver is 22.You get excited when you see that someone is pulled over by the cops on a Friday night, you drive pass slowly...probably staring out your window because you most likely know the person whose booze is getting poured out 23.You got with a new person, probably somewhere private BUT ALWAYS the next day everybody seems to know about it 24.You meet outside of pizza hut then go get high 25.when you go to JC beach to drink booze, smoke cigarettes or do drugs 26.You know who Dennis riding on the bike is 27.you have yelled at/thrown a slushee at a ref at a terrier game 28.When you have seen someone go the wrong way in the roundabout... more than once 29.Almost everybody of age has worked in Holly's as a bouncer/waitress and everyone who hasn't will probably one day! 30. You smoke "darts" 31. So pov.... but you've heard of "tribs" ha 32. Fighting... and ill just leave it at that 33. Spending countless hours at Smitty's having coffee and smoking darts 34. Clarence singing "good ol' hockey game"/raise a little hell 35. Getting high and smashed at sunken bridge 36. You can order whiskey and pickle juice shots and beer bongs at the bar