Stripperella Mug
A physically attractive, yet totally sleazy and obviously used-up, stripper; at any gentleman's club or stripper bar. A Stripperella usually has a child or several children at home, with various fathers and no other source of income except for food stamps. They may look like they could have, at one time, been hot but time, and childbirth, has taken a toll. Also, they never seem to get any child support from the alleged "Baby Daddies". This is one of the excuses that a Stripperella uses for stripping. College is also sighted as a reason. More commonly, they don't receive child support because they can't find the father of their child. But usually, it's because they are engulfed in continuing battles with hard drugs, which are only made worse by their ability to make quick money by stripping. Beware the Stripperella for she is more than likely infected with a disease or will latch onto you, after you try picking her up at the strip club, and steal your money in your sleep. They will go home with you, even if they have a boyfriend/husband at home, watching their child. A Stripperella has no conscience. A Stripperella is a life-sucking BITCH.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.