Schizoaffective Mug
An incurable (but treatable) disease that affects a small percentage of the population. It wreaks havoc on the sufferer's ability to make sense out of simple things. You may have schizoaffective disorder if you: 1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something in your life caused you to question what things were really about. 2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "delusional" thoughts to other people. 3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons. 4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed. 5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind. 6. heard voices in your head at one point and wish they would come back. 7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head. 8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society. 9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move. 10. had a conversation with people in the television. 11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street". 12. are slow to come up with ideas. 13. are jealous of the people with schizophrenia because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned. 14. fear social interaction. 15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER. 16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living. 17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody. 18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.