emo
A fucked up bitch that just so happens to be less intelligent than a nerd, but is still socially outcast, and therefore will submerge him/herself in a lame subculture where everyone is a carbon copy of one another, then they appear to have serious emotional problems with their friends, family, school,work,cat,dog,parrot,detroit,their lampshade,a bus tire, wet fence wood, rubber products, toothpaste, real people, origionality, attemting to be mediocre at any musical instument, learning basic phrases, and drinking milk. they also appear to enjoy cutting themselves as punishment for them bitching about bitches. therefore, they accomplish nothing but looking like a jolly ol' fool. oh dam it seems as if they would stop there, but oh noes! it gets far worse, they see it fit to bring normal people, (like you, me, bob, and someone else in the construction biz.) by saying "gee, it sure is depressing round here" and then we say, mai boi!" this peace is what all true americans strive for." then they say,"I just wonder what my girlfriends up to." then we say,"Enough!" and see thats no good, because that lead nowhere and was a waste of time.but oh dear, wouldntcha know that they are up to their evil parlor tricks, like slashing parts of their fragile, pasty bodies with a razor blade. (enter the dramatic music, better yet, the sandman.) lo and behold, they have slit their wrists, now lets watch them proceed to write a pissy lil song about how the sweat builds up on their ass crack and it itches, u know what? im sick of your culture, its a no-no. fuck off noonie-heads.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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