Maine
Its own little third world country. Most of the best jobs are to be found in fast food, digging clams and blood worms or agriculture. All real industry has left except for the dieing paper industry. Most local telephone books have 10 surnames that make up 90% of the directory. Maine is wicked "white". Wages are so low here that immigrant labor stays away. Which is to bad because the gene pool is very shallow here. It is difficult to get a DNA conviction here due to the fact that most of the DNA is the same. Also all of the bizarre incest stories you have heard about Maine are all true. York County had the highest child molestation rate in the nation (large population of lobstermen). The summer people like to say its "Gods Country" but they fail to understand that he doesn't spend the winter. Don't get sick here, the local doctors and hospitals will kill you for your organs. Medivac to Boston is your only hope. Education in Maine. What a fucking joke! You pay peanuts you get monkeys. 25% drop out rate and 20% pregnancy rate and less than 5% college graduation rate is standard state wide. There is a lot of home schooling, it makes it easier to molest your own kids. I have been here for 30 years and I am leaving.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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