Uggs
Boots worn by every preppy girl who wants to be like their celebrity idols and worn by men who enjoy having gay sex. You can normally see Uggs in brown, white, black, and I'm sure numerous other colors. They also come in the form of slippers. The only positive thing about these hideous abominations made from sheepskin is that they are warm. But hell, you could by cheaper boots that are warmer. And while I'm mentioning the price, lets talk about the negatives. The price for these unholy, disgusting, eyesore boots are high. 120$ and up. They're ugly. Hence the name Uggs. They're hideous and if you ever see an unworn pair, you should incinerate them. In fact, if you see a person wearing them, you should burn them too. The world needs less idiots. Uggs are worn mainly by upper middle class and upper class teenage girls. These girls wear them because they're conforming and follow whatever their magazines and friends tell them to do. On top of that, they have lots of money, and their parents couldn't care less about tossing a wad of money at their kids. It should also be noted that these girls don't know that Uggs are made out of sheepskin. So be sure to tell them that Uggs are made out of kittens and babies.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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