high Mug
alright. everyone reacts differently. on my first time, i smoked like half a joint of sour d...not knowing what that would do. cuz i don't know anything about weed i`ll admit, even tho i smoke it. hmmm. i didnt notice that i was becoming high. it hits you all of a sudden and then u say "shit. ohhh shit. i feel like im in a dream." you get mad scared...i felt like i was in a box watching the world go round but i was staying still. you cant see the box but its so wierd. like everything that happens is in a different time period. at first also when u lift ur arms, they feel mad light like they could float. if u sit on the bed, when ppl say things they say it mad loud and clear. u feel like the people of the bed are going around in like time lapses. i dont no how to explain that one. and theres times where u forget ur high so u think ur dreaming, but then you remeber that ur high and u think "oh shit why did i get high." but then that goes away bc u think ur dreaming agen. and it goes in a cycle. && i threw up all my food that i had ate like an hour ago...i dont no why! also i went on myspace and read this about me that was written all cool. and then i was like holy shit that was so good and written mad good. and u feel like ur heart is pumping sooo fast, but i asked some1 to feel it and they sed it was pumping fine. and ur legs feel a little numb. my legs twitched a little. and ur tongue feels like rubbery and pillowy, like a marshmellow. ;]. and if close ur eyes and move ur head, u`ll start bouncing it up and down like ur singing a song...ur mad happy. and scared at the same time. sometimes u feel like ur out of ur body and that ur watching urself do something. like if u move something, like a book, u feel like ur watching yourself do it ... u still have ur wits about u tho. like my frend wanted me to take a cold shower but i didnt want to cuz then my parents would wake up and find out... sometimes u think ur better, like ur getting out of the high, but then it comes back lol. have fun peeeps.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.