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Some basic facts about ninjas: 1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you) 2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor) 3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired 4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna 5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do) 6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs) 7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed) 8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad) 9-ninjas dont own a shadow 10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!) 11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas) 12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja 13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat) 14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay) 15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves 16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles) 17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja) 18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex 19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja) 20-Ninjas are awesome
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