lad beating
Lad beating is an act, that should be carried out by most. It is caused over the hatrid for lads for various reasons, some of these include; - Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats) - Attitudes - Harrasment - Hair cuts - Varing social perspectives - Different socio-economic status - If you feel like it It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight. Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include; The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning. The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback. This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method) The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them. The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them. The "Drive-by method" There are two variations to this 1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car. 2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads. Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs. Usually a combination of these two is most effective. Identifying a lad Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes. Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties) Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically. How/where to Find a Lad Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat) - Raves - House parties - McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney) - Shopping complexes - Train stations - Car Parks - CBDs - walking major roads (daylight hours)
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