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neopets Mug

OK When I was younger I would go around playing neopets as it was a great site bsck then.... But then it started. Neopets has to many advertizments. On every page you would see "Click here and get a $500 zellers girf card free!" or "lucky charms!" All of there games suck. In the game Faerie Bubbles, you have to score 1,000,000 to win a bloody trophy! Witch takes forever as they only give you 50-80 points a level. I had E-maild neopets the other day saying that I knew a scammer that scammed me and was reporting him but he still romed free. They desided to freze me becuse I was scammed. I got a new accont and had 80 million neopoints on it but they froze me becuse they thought that I was a scammer. Neopets is to adicticing, they have games like poogle races, black gack, bets, the lottery, and some really weird game of poker. Whith all of this you child is sure to be a gammbeler before he's/shes in 1 grade! My neopets have been dying for the last 2 years. WHEN DO THE FUCKEN THINGS DIE????? Is supposed to be a vitual pet comuniy. But no its not. All the pets can do is eat, fight, and thats about it. You want a better game? Go and play runescape! There staff are lazy blood sucking people. That only care about money and not the users. With all of these pathetic scammers the newbies are never going to be rich. A moditor that I knew was working WITH a scammer to help her get 600,000,000np!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22
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