Bill Clinton
A do-nothing president who is conferred God-like status for liberals. See also John F. Kennedy. Like Kennedy, often credited with accomplishments he actually didn't have. For instance, "Under Clinton we never had any terrorist attacks" (see USS Cole, African Embassy Bombings and Oklahoma Federal Building); "Under Clinton, we never had any wars" (see Bosnia, Yugoslavia, Kosova, Serbia, Iraq, Somalia and Rwanda - all of which except Iraq were civil wars and conflicts that had NO affect on American national security); "The economy is worse now than it was when Clinton was in office/ Clinton made the economy better" (the president does not have the power to "make" an economy better - that is achieved mostly through lending and monetary policy set by the Federal Reserve, which is not subject to Presidential authority. This is still a relatively free-market economy, and one man is not capable of affecting it drastically one way or another); "Clinton spent more money on education" (George W. Bush has spent more on education, especially with the passage of No Child Left Behind, a horribly bloated piece of over-spending crap legislation in its own right); "Clinton spent more money on welfare and minorities" (Clinton cut welfare to minorities and poor people for the first time since the Johnson administration - it is the only redeeming quality he has in the eyes of politically conservative Americans). When one pulls ones head out of ones ass and examines what the hell Clinton actually DID do while he was in office, one draws a less glamorous and more realistic picture of the man as a President. Also known for receiving oral sex from a 20 year old White House intern, lying about it to Congress and being the only president to be impeached and not removed from office. Among his other accomplishments are taking more overseas trips on taxpayer funds than any other President in history, hiking taxes, reducing defense spending, over-regulating the CIA, NSA, FBI and other security organizations, making them less effective at their jobs and unable to effectively coordinate, smiling, and making eloquent, yet completely meaningless and useless political speeches. Was previously the governor of one of America's most impoverished and redneck states, yet is inexplicably not thought of as a redneck or an uneducated hillbilly like his successor.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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