muscle car
An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable. Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine. Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest. Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so. In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did. Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang. Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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